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One of the most beautiful girls I’ve ever laid eyes on walked up to me. She kneeled down next to me and looked me into the eye to say, “I think it’s time we see other people.”

“But we aren’t even dating,” I said in a manner that exhibited my confusion.

“I saw you checking me out at lunch the other day, and it makes me feel awkward,” she informed me and then walked out of my life forever. I sat there stunned.

I called back to her, “ROOOOOOSE GOGGLES!” But it was too late; she was out of earshot. Then it started to rain. This was going to be a rough quarter.

Phillip Becker and John Dullard in the Dec 2, 2005 issue of the Rose Thorn.

Finally, a way for you to express how you feel.

I think a record may have been broken on this play.

What a kick!

One of my ChallengeX profs sent this out to all of us to help us through the final week of the term.

The internet really is a great thing. Here I was, just searching google for one of my friends’ names to see how to spell it when I come across a picture she submitted to Jones Soda some 12 months. Well that got me to thinking, “Hm… Didn’t Kyle submit something of the sort a long time back, too?” As it turns out, he did in fact. Haha, and the internet saved it for us like a good little trooper.

Jordy just posted that Maddox is going to be coming out with a book next year. That’s pretty damn amazing, as far as I’m concerned. He posts some funny shit, and I’d suggest to anybody to go check out his site. One of my all-time favorites by him is called I am better than your kids. Haha, good stuff.

[Edit:] It looks like it was actually Eddie who posted it. I didn’t realize anybody but Jordy posted on the site. My bizzle.

MSN passes to Yahoo! Yahoo shoots! Rejected by Google!

So MSN and Yahoo want to team up and try take the world back from Google? Think again! Seriously, why try anymore? Vx (Google > x) (That means, basically, for all x, Google is greater than x… There’s the application of my schooling for you.)

for halloween, you can dress as the bk king or the subservient chicken. and for a low, low price at that.

It’s true.

Blam!

That lady is awesome.

Welp, I got a new HD. There was a deal on outpost.com that let me get a 200 gig Seagate for $50. That was pretty slick. There was really no way I could turn it down. So that brings my total in-computer space to 760 gigs, and puts me over the terrabyte mark for total space (250 gigs in the mythbox, 120 in the xbox, etc). When all is said and done I’ve got 1220 gigs. Haha, that’s ridiculous.

In other news, Tom Delay was indicted on charges of bribery and money laundering. House Majority Leader. Republican. From Texas. Hm…

I’ve had both of these for a while, but I finally got around to posting them. Pen Is Mightier and Player Vs Hater. Of course, the first one is only funny because I’ve seen the Celebrity Jeopardy involving it. Haha, that was great.

So I was workin’ this weekend–imagaine that, me workin’ on a weekend–and I don’t know if there was a full moon out or what on Saturday, but people were actin’ crazy.

For one, three male patients came in because their girlfriends stabbed them. Two, were pretty superficial requiring only minimal sutures. The third, however was pretty bad.

Anyways, a patient I was helping out with required a foley and yes, yous truly was the lucky guy who got to put it in. The nurse was kinda joking around when she told me be sure to “get a firm grip at the base and show it who’s the boss.”

I couldn’t help but silently chuckle at that. Anyways, I was preparing to begin, I told him that he’d feel a lot of pressure when I inserted the catheter. The patient just looked up at me and said “Lou doesn’t like those.”

At first, I was confused as to why the patient was suddenly talking about himself in the third person. I said, “Excuse me?” The patient repeated, this time with a slight gesture down to where I was about to cause him some great discomfort, “Lou doesn’t like those.”

One of the residents in the room said, “Well Lou’s about to have his mouth full and won’t be able to complain.”

I was amazed the doctor was able to say it with a straight face. I finished up, and the nurse and I both left the room and had a really good laugh over that one!

Needless to say, Lou had his mouth full for the rest of his stay in the ER.

I found this really funny page today. You have to check it out. Link

I thought I’d post this. I was looking at the notes I took yesterday in my ECE class and just started laughing. Here they are.