George F. Will: Douchebag Extraordinaire
Joystiq linked to and gave a bit of commentary on this piece by George Will. The whole editorial is a weak, elitist tirade against denim, of all things. Honestly, I feel a bit bad about potentially wasting anybody’s time by contributing to his readership. Perhaps that’s all he’s going for; I hear newspapers around the country are failing, but based on drivel like this, I’m starting to think it has more to do with “Pulitzer Prize-winning” authorship like this than anything else.
The crux of his argument seems to be that denim was created for poor, dirty laborers, and our uncivilized society has idiotically adopted it as our primary fabric. He attributes it to a “thou shalt not dress better than society’s most slovenly” mentality, simultaneously revealing that he believes denim-wearers are unclean and–of course–that he’s superior (who didn’t see that coming?).
He goes on to bemoan this “misuse of freedom” (oh yeah, denim is far more damaging to society than the KKK), all the while revealing his jealousy of people more successful (“Silicon Valley billionaires are rebels without causes beyond poses, wearing jeans when introducing new products”), who have more fun (“Seventy-five percent of American ‘gamers’ . . . are allowed to vote”), and of apparent inferior intelligence (“children and their childish parents become undifferentiated audiences for juvenilized movies”). Boohoo.
Personally, I wear jeans because they’re comfortable, not as some fashion statement. It seems that Will puts more thought into what I wear than I do, which he might argue is the root of his discontent. In reality, I do like wearing suits, but there’s at least two problems with wearing one all the time: 1) I don’t feel like sweating in my office all day, and 2) frankly it devalues the few times in my life that I do dress up.
It reminds me of an early episode of House (yeah, George, I watch TV. Fuck you.) in which House doesn’t hire a female doctor, because it’s apparent she’s more concerned with her looks than with being comfortable. Assumedly, Will would prefer the opposite: that we all dress uncomfortably to create false facades of importance and self worth. He calls wearing denim “the carefully calculated costume of people eager to communicate indifference to appearances”. I call his editorial a carefully calculated attack on lower castes.
After all, his argument isn’t that, as a society, we’ve outgrown denim. No, it’s that denim is meant for laborers and bums, and everybody else should have better taste–everybody else should dress their stature. I suspect he would have loved to live in the middle ages. Back then, everybody knew their place. You had royalty, and you had peasants. And they most certainly didn’t dress alike.