What I Should Do
I tend to stay up late with the TV on, but much of the time I’m actually on the computer and not paying attention to it. That means after something finishes playing, the TiVo will change to some random channel. It’ll usually take a while, but eventually I realize somebody’s trying to sell me some sex pill (ExtenZe), some porn (Girls Gone Wild), or some get rich quick scheme.
After watching this shit in the background, I’ve decided I should write up some book with a bunch of weak “how to make money fast” ideas, and sell it to a bunch of bums with an infomercial. I mean, come on, who falls for this stuff? I saw one recently for something called “Jeff’s Shortcuts” and how it could make me a millionaire. Seriously, you know Jeff is the only one making money here…
And I don’t really have a problem with that. Good for him, I guess. I’m just saying I need to get in on it.