Funny Quotes about the Trent Green Experiment
Say what you will about Trent Green replacing Marc Bulger. There have been some great quotes come out of this business.
First is from Bernie Miklasz at the St. Louis Post Dispatch:
Now it’s Trent Green’s turn to line up behind the pylons that form the Rams offensive line.
Best of luck to a proud, stout-hearted quarterback who has a history of concussions…
The downside?
The imminent threat to Green’s health and safety.
If you are so inclined, say a little prayer for the dude. Mrs. Green thanks you in advance.
Green is 38, his last two seasons have been ended by concussions, and he doesn’t have very good bodyguards.
And this one by MJD and Yahoo sports
What concerns me right now — and I know this is selfish of me — is that I don’t want to witness Trent Green’s death…
And this Sunday, he’ll step behind an offensive line that couldn’t protect a triple bacon cheeseburger from Calista Flockhart. I feel like the Rams are making a Faces of Death video.