A Not So Common Occurence

Posted by kyle on January 26, 2007
Funny, School

I do not have a great reason why I went to my 12 o’clock Intro to Foods class today. But, I did. It is, what I would call, an easy high school class. Attendance not required. I walked away with a funny story. The class is 50 minutes long. 25 minutes in, two guys enter the class and sit one row behind me. The only though running through my head: “Why bother?”. They sit down, no notes, and one of them has chosen to eat an apple. Ten minutes later, I realize we’re getting close to the end of the notes packet, and we are going to adjourn prematurely today. I laugh a little on the inside, because not only did these guys show up with the maximum potential of only getting half the lecture material, but now they aren’t even going to get that. So class ends, and I stand up to leave. The apple eater asks me a direct question, “What class is this?”. “Wow,” I think to myself, “he’s gotten so little from today’s class that he’s not entirely sure he even entered the correct classroom.” No, I was wrong. “FSHN 101,” I said. The girl sitting beside me asks them, “Aren’t you in this class?” I was going to avoid that question. “No,” the non-apple eater remarks, “we just got out of our last class early and came for the comfy chairs.” I exited my row and left the building. That’s my story for the day.

One more thing before I go, which I thought of as I was walking back from said class. Why is it that we put salt on the ground to melt the snow, but in chemistry, we mix it with ice to make the ice colder?

10 Comments to A Not So Common Occurence

scott
January 26, 2007

Salt lowers the freezing point of water so when you put it on the snow, it lowers it freezing point and melts it.

kyle
January 26, 2007

wow, thanks scott.

scott
January 27, 2007

Wait, are you being sarcastic?

kyle
January 27, 2007

no. i honestly didn’t know. not a science guy you’re talking to.

jared
January 28, 2007

haha, yeah i’ve got to admit that i didn’t know what was going on. i thought scott gave a pretty good idea of why they do that, and then kyle was just a dick. :) guess not.

jared
January 28, 2007

also, the chairs inside lincoln are not that comfy.

kyle
January 29, 2007

true dat.

Jordan
January 29, 2007

The chairs in Lincoln are only comfortable if you like springs sticking into your ass, and don’t mind sitting on the myriad of brownish stains. This is ludicrous to me–I try to avoid Lincoln as much as possible; my allergies go nuts whenever I walk in there, much less sit through a class.

jared
February 2, 2007

not to mention, i’m fairly certain a lot of the rooms in that building are loaded with asbestos.

al
February 2, 2007

But children, asbestos is so underrated. It makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Sure, the warmth and fuzziness are usually found in the lung(s) and in the form of uncontrolled growths. But hey - you win some, you lose some.

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