Hand + Glass = The Suck

Posted by jared on August 26, 2006
DKS, School, Sports

So we were out playing football yesterday, and my hand got all cut up. It’s pretty shitty, really. The same thing happened last year to Kyle. Basically, you get enough people in one place and they start acting like fucking morons. In this particular case, that means breaking glass bottles on open fields. So, when my hand touches the ground I get cut up. Here’s the result:

You can see on the first one that the longest cut goes about halfway across my wrist, so they’re pretty long cuts.  It pisses me off that other people’s stupidity comes around to hurt me.

9 Comments to Hand + Glass = The Suck

kyle
August 26, 2006

your hand is soo hawt. i wanna do it.

scott
August 26, 2006

That’s gross.

nick
August 26, 2006

Did you go to a doctor?

They don’t look that deep in the pictures and the wound looks well approximated. You would probably benefit from a Tetanus booster since your last would have been going into high school unless you’ve had any previous injuries.

Also, since it was in a field with dirty broken bottles. Though, I’m sure you were smart and cleaned/washed the wound.

Rx from “Doctor” Moore: Neosporin to cuts twice a day, may cover with gauze dressing or band-aids, wound care, Go to PCP/nearest ER for Fever >101, pus, drainage, redness, swelling, streaking from wound site.

steph
August 27, 2006

Good ol’ Dr. Nick.

=)

jared
August 28, 2006

it’s actually healed up very quickly. i’m surprised, myself.

kyle
August 29, 2006

it’s mostly cause of the hawtness of your hand. if it wasn’t so hawt, it wouldn’t heal as fast. but since it is, it does.

nick
August 29, 2006

Oh come on Scott, it’s not that gross! Trust me on that.

scott
August 31, 2006

I was actually referring to Kyle’s comments.

jared
August 31, 2006

hahaha

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