I got this email from “Brian Jones”. He was wondering if my “girl is unsatisfied with [my] potency”. Brian just wanted to let me know that if she is unsatisfied, I shouldn’t just sit around and wait until she finds another man. Instead I should choose from a variety of “LICENSED love tabs”. They’ve got the “best prises” after all.
I really might have to look into gettin’ me some love tabs. Thanks Brian!
April 18, 2006
brian jones…..he isn’t playing around with unlicensed junk, no no, he moved up to the big times. since they’re licensed, does that mean you get a nice lil certificate to hang up and frame on your wall for all to see that you’re the proud owner of brian jones’ love tabs? cuz that would be an impressive piece of decor.