So now there’s this strange noise coming from somewhere in the room. “Where?”, you might ask. I certainly feel that would be the most appropriate question. Unfortunately, I’m not equipped to answer that question at the moment. The answer eludes me. Everytime I stand up to seek out the oh-so-elusive noise, it goes away.
Literally just now, as I am typing this, I hear the noise… Hm, I turned my head and it was gone. It’s like it’s reading my thoughts. It’s like it’s in my head.
[Update:] I went to sleep and it hasn’t come back this morning. I’ll be sure to keep everybody informed of changes in the situation.

