Shouzer

Everyone seemed to like this last time, so I thought I’d do it again. Since I run the site, I take care of a lot of things behind the scenes, and one of those things includes looking over the logs to see if everything is going well. Within those logs are search strings that lead people to our site, and some of those are funny. Basically, when somebody searches for something on a search engine and their search lands them here, I know what they searched for. Here are some of the results. I’ll start of with some of the stuff that’s not as funny.

rolen roberts
jermaine dearman basketball germany
jermaine dearman in germany

I’ve always considered shouzer the premier resource for information on ex-SIU basketball players. Don’t you?

sodoku how to
sodoku webmaster
sodoku
sodoku game hard
sodoku homepage
sodoku key
sodoku spill
sodoku
sodoku calculator

We certainly do hold the answer about the sodoku spill. And you can’t have it. Sorry, but I won’t allow the secret to get out.

aboutmidgley.com
midgley rose-hulman
midgley rose-hulman confidence
rose hulman vote of no confidence midgley
rose-hulman no confidence
rose-hulman no confidence vote
www aboutmidgley.com
www.aboutmidgley

Wow, there were a fuckton more of these, but i wanted to keep it semi-short. Scott really got us some attention with his post about this.

jared russell kyle harlow
lindsay pahl
jason monchino
monchino
juvers
kyle juvers

These make sense. These people have all been mentioned on the site at one time or another. I’m just glad to see we’re some of the top results.

spiderman jared al

No, no. Spiderman’s name is Peter Parker. People always confuse that. There’s just so many damn superheroes, and Jared Al is a pretty superheroey name, even if that’s not a very superheroey word.

And finally, here’s some of the good ones:

kanakuk sucks

Hahaha, last time it was “rose hulman pussy”. People generally seem to like to insult Scott on the internet, and it makes me laugh. You see, it’s funny because it’s not me.

retarded guy wearing a crown
nedd a list of game associated with football that could be play

I generally think any guy wearing a crown is retarded, so that shouldn’t be so hard to find. And don’t worry, I’m sure we can tell you lots of game that could be play.

bill nye sucks

No! He does not. You take it back. Bill Nye should be president. What with the zany antics and the lovable gigantic rat.
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Wait, Beakman’s World. Ah, Beakman. You silly, silly man.

he looked good last night t-shirt

Scott, if you wanted to know if I looked good last night, you just had to ask me. Google really doesn’t hold all the answers. Just 99% of them.

shouzer for sale

In your dreams, bitches! Shouzer is a hot commodity, I guess. But not everyone can own it. It’s limited edition.

nerd flirting

Ah, nerd flirting. One of my passions, in fact. But who shares my dirty little secret? Scott? Al? Kyle? Perhaps all three… Should we start a club? I’ll be president, and you guys can be nerds and flirt for me.

bullies beat up nerds

Wow, quite the opposite. Maybe this is just what happens when nerds flirt with people’s girlfriends. Silly nerds. You don’t deserve love.

lebonese porn

Ok, I’ve heard of fetishes. But whose fetish is “lebonese” porn? I mean, I know some people have things for Asians or whatever (kyle? fairfield?). And that’s cool with me, I guess. I won’t discriminate. Yellow fever, baby, yellow fever. Gotta get me some of that yellow fever.

deformed porn
deformed pussy
deformed penius

I don’t think those ones need explanations. We all love a little (read: tons and tons and tons of) deformed porn. Especially with deformed pussies and peniuses. Wow, that gets me hot just thinking about it. And when I think about it, I touch myself, because the song tells me to.

fat and noty old women

Ok, those are usually 3 things you don’t want. Fat, check. Old, check. Knotty, check. Oh, wait, wait. He (or she? oh, kinky…i like it) must have meant naughty. Well then I do understand it. I gotta get me some of that.

www.big penes.com

I would think that, you know, rather than searching for a website…you would just go to it. But what do I know? Strangely enough, I think that is a proper spelling of penises. I’ll leave looking it up as an exercise for the reader, though. Have fun.

red spot on your penis

Oh, a red spot on your penis? No problem. Just wash it off (be careful not to be too rough), head to the doctor, and tell him you have…er, nevermind. I know nothing about it.

bizzle shizzle learn
what’s the shizzle minizzle

Haha, first of all, is this really the reason Google was created? So people could search for “bizzle shizzle learn”? I’ve just got to laugh at that shit. But yeah, I’m glad you came here. We’ve been known to dabble in…hm…I’m not even sure what you call that. I don’t think it’s true ebonics. Maybe it’s actually called “bizzle shizzle”. That’s be awesome. I mean, that’d be the shizzle. Bizzle. Now wait one minizzle.