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I saw this on Yahoo.

Basically, England is going to ban “violent pornography”. Haha, just the phrase makes me laugh. They claim that “violent pornography can encourage people to perform harm to other people.” That’s just hilarious. I mean, I guess it’s the same rationale behind the idea that violent video games can cause ppl to freak out and start offing their friendly, neighborhood postal employees.

So many politicians need to get lives.

So I’m taking Psych 100 this semester. There’s like 50 people in the class, and I’m one of 5 who’s not a freshman. There’s two juniors and three sophomores. It’s funny because every time I get there the class is *packed*. Silly freshmen.

I’ve got to laugh at everybody in that class, too, because it’s like they’re all trying to be funny and impress each other. Yesterday in class some kid was trying to get the T.A.’s attention, and he’s like, “Miss.. um.. I’m sorry I forgot your name.” There’s nothing wrong with that. Then some kid in the back half yells (you know what I mean…he wants everyone to hear him, but he’s trying to be cool about it), “Heh, and I forgot your phone number!” What a wanker.

Haha, I just looked that word up after I used it.

wank·er
n. Chiefly British Vulgar Slang

Nevermind the definitions, I just found the “Chiefly British Vulgar Slang” part funny.

I found this really funny page today. You have to check it out. Link

Saw this on engadget today. It sounds prety cool to me. I would settle for a “last channel” button that went through more than one channel. There are a few times when I would like to be able to flip between 3 or more shows at once. Maybe I should design my own remote….

Maybe in a few years.

Gotta love Jesuit schools!!! Classes were canceled today for the Mass of the Holy Spirit. It’s a celebration of the beginning of the academic year at Jesuit schools.

Out of two days of school so far, I’ve had classes on one of them. w00t!

Private schools rock.

I thought I’d post this. I was looking at the notes I took yesterday in my ECE class and just started laughing. Here they are.

California is suing some major vendors of chips and French fries to get them to put warning labels on their packaging. They say that the fried potatoes have some chemical in them that causes cancer. Here’s a news article.

I can easily imagine a world where eating chips or French fries will be as taboo as smoking. Maybe that’s just because several of my friends are major health nuts. I still haven’t decided what I think about this whole thing, probably because I am indifferent. I just thought it was pretty funny.

Jared: How about a news category?

Well, I just got off work early…which is pretty nice considering tomorrow is my first day of school and I have another 8 a.m. class….grrrr!

I know you guys have already started–with the exception of maybe Scott–but I just am NOT ready to begin another semester. Prolly because I just busted my ass all summer with Physics.

Well, I think I’m gonna try and get stuff organized and then try and get a decent night sleep.

Good luck everyone who does have classes tomorrow!

Joe, my roommate, took me to the annual Terre Haute North vs. South high school football game last night. South won, if you care. I didn’t, but I didn’t think I could write a post about it without mentioning who won.

I had kind of forgotten how slutty high school girls can be. It’s been so long since I’ve been to a high school event that I had just forgotten. Of course, last time I was at one, it was ok to look. This time, I had to walk around going, “Statutory, statutory, statutory.”

Speaking of statutory, there was this guy about 5 rows in front of us. He was probably in his mid to late 40′s, and he was with a girl who looked like she was about 16-18. I’m figuring this is his daughter, but then they start holding hands, kissing on the cheeks, and snuggling a little bit. Granted, it was nothing that would be inappropriate in a father/daughter relationship, but it would certainly be rare to see that kind of PDA. We spent the entire game trying to figure out whether it was his daughter or his girlfriend. Joe was going to ask in the 4th quarter, but then the game got really good. Plus, they got up and left with about 6 minutes to go. I really wanted to know too.

Everyone seemed to like this last time, so I thought I’d do it again. Since I run the site, I take care of a lot of things behind the scenes, and one of those things includes looking over the logs to see if everything is going well. Within those logs are search strings that lead people to our site, and some of those are funny. Basically, when somebody searches for something on a search engine and their search lands them here, I know what they searched for. Here are some of the results. I’ll start of with some of the stuff that’s not as funny.

rolen roberts
jermaine dearman basketball germany
jermaine dearman in germany

I’ve always considered shouzer the premier resource for information on ex-SIU basketball players. Don’t you?

sodoku how to
sodoku webmaster
sodoku
sodoku game hard
sodoku homepage
sodoku key
sodoku spill
sodoku
sodoku calculator

We certainly do hold the answer about the sodoku spill. And you can’t have it. Sorry, but I won’t allow the secret to get out.

aboutmidgley.com
midgley rose-hulman
midgley rose-hulman confidence
rose hulman vote of no confidence midgley
rose-hulman no confidence
rose-hulman no confidence vote
www aboutmidgley.com
www.aboutmidgley

Wow, there were a fuckton more of these, but i wanted to keep it semi-short. Scott really got us some attention with his post about this.

jared russell kyle harlow
lindsay pahl
jason monchino
monchino
juvers
kyle juvers

These make sense. These people have all been mentioned on the site at one time or another. I’m just glad to see we’re some of the top results.

spiderman jared al

No, no. Spiderman’s name is Peter Parker. People always confuse that. There’s just so many damn superheroes, and Jared Al is a pretty superheroey name, even if that’s not a very superheroey word.

And finally, here’s some of the good ones:

kanakuk sucks

Hahaha, last time it was “rose hulman pussy”. People generally seem to like to insult Scott on the internet, and it makes me laugh. You see, it’s funny because it’s not me.

retarded guy wearing a crown
nedd a list of game associated with football that could be play

I generally think any guy wearing a crown is retarded, so that shouldn’t be so hard to find. And don’t worry, I’m sure we can tell you lots of game that could be play.

bill nye sucks

No! He does not. You take it back. Bill Nye should be president. What with the zany antics and the lovable gigantic rat.
…
Wait, Beakman’s World. Ah, Beakman. You silly, silly man.

he looked good last night t-shirt

Scott, if you wanted to know if I looked good last night, you just had to ask me. Google really doesn’t hold all the answers. Just 99% of them.

shouzer for sale

In your dreams, bitches! Shouzer is a hot commodity, I guess. But not everyone can own it. It’s limited edition.

nerd flirting

Ah, nerd flirting. One of my passions, in fact. But who shares my dirty little secret? Scott? Al? Kyle? Perhaps all three… Should we start a club? I’ll be president, and you guys can be nerds and flirt for me.

bullies beat up nerds

Wow, quite the opposite. Maybe this is just what happens when nerds flirt with people’s girlfriends. Silly nerds. You don’t deserve love.

lebonese porn

Ok, I’ve heard of fetishes. But whose fetish is “lebonese” porn? I mean, I know some people have things for Asians or whatever (kyle? fairfield?). And that’s cool with me, I guess. I won’t discriminate. Yellow fever, baby, yellow fever. Gotta get me some of that yellow fever.

deformed porn
deformed pussy
deformed penius

I don’t think those ones need explanations. We all love a little (read: tons and tons and tons of) deformed porn. Especially with deformed pussies and peniuses. Wow, that gets me hot just thinking about it. And when I think about it, I touch myself, because the song tells me to.

fat and noty old women

Ok, those are usually 3 things you don’t want. Fat, check. Old, check. Knotty, check. Oh, wait, wait. He (or she? oh, kinky…i like it) must have meant naughty. Well then I do understand it. I gotta get me some of that.

www.big penes.com

I would think that, you know, rather than searching for a website…you would just go to it. But what do I know? Strangely enough, I think that is a proper spelling of penises. I’ll leave looking it up as an exercise for the reader, though. Have fun.

red spot on your penis

Oh, a red spot on your penis? No problem. Just wash it off (be careful not to be too rough), head to the doctor, and tell him you have…er, nevermind. I know nothing about it.

bizzle shizzle learn
what’s the shizzle minizzle

Haha, first of all, is this really the reason Google was created? So people could search for “bizzle shizzle learn”? I’ve just got to laugh at that shit. But yeah, I’m glad you came here. We’ve been known to dabble in…hm…I’m not even sure what you call that. I don’t think it’s true ebonics. Maybe it’s actually called “bizzle shizzle”. That’s be awesome. I mean, that’d be the shizzle. Bizzle. Now wait one minizzle.

Some crazy scientist guys have developed a urine powered battery. Of course, they’re not actually expecting it to be used for powering electronics daily. They think it will be better for emergencies. Still though, it would be pretty cool to pee on something to give it power. It would probably start to smell bad though.

Thousand Foot Krutch has a new cd that Hark let me listen to, and it’s pretty damn good. If you liked Phenomenon, you’ll like it to. Set It Off or whatever the first was called wasn’t near as good, imo.

First day of classes were today and it was lame–as expected. I only had one, but it was enough to remind me why I don’t like school. Oh well. It always helps, though, to remember how much better off I have it than so many other ppl in the world to even be able to go to school. That’s quite a bit more upsetting, if you ask me. And it’s just because I happen to be born in the good ‘ol US of A.

I was wondering what you all thought about this whole Lance Armstrong drug scandal. Here’s a story if you don’t know about it.

I would hate to think that he is actually guilty of this. It would certainly make all of those people wearing those yellow bracelets look stupid. It is believable that he used the drugs because his comeback was so miraculous, but I hate to believe it. I’m not sure if I could ever watch sporting events with the same fervor. Lance has always represented all that is good in sports. His story was inspiring enough to make me actually care about cycling, which is saying a whole lot. I have to say though, if it was anyone else, I would believe he was guilty in a second.

All of these athletes on drugs are disappointing to me. Sports should be a pure escape, not a tainted market.

I was listening to Green Day’s American Idiot album last night when I was driving down the road. It’s a really good CD, btw. There’s a song on it called St. Jimmy, and this Jimmy fellow is mentioned in several other songs too. I’ve been wondering since I first heard the CD, but never thought to ask. Does anyone know who this guy is?

Nick sent me these pics a few weeks ago to put up in my webspace so he could write a post about them. I guess he forgot, even though I reminded him…

I guess it’s some CT scans of a guy w/ a bullet in his head. I only see it in the 1st 2 though. For being a doctors kid, I have surprising little knowledge about this kind of crap.