Man… The word windchill is bullshit. That word should be windfreeze or something to that extent. Like Kyle said, it’s pretty low here, and I noticed something about it. The temperature itself isn’t so bad at all.
I was walking to my first class at the bright and early time of 11:45am, and all was good. Then suddenly, and for no apparent reason, there was this huge gust of wind. It was no regular wind, either, like the type you would experience on a breezy, summer day. All of a sudden my face feels funny. Then I realize it’s because it’s damn near frozen.
You see, I was fine for the first 2-3 minutes of my walk, because there wasn’t wind. Sure, it was cold, but I was down with that. The cold and I had an understanding–a relationship, if you will. It would be there, and I would dress warmly. Done deal; no arguments from either side.
The wind, however, decided to interrupt our harmony. The wind, for some reason it sure as hell wont tell me, likes to cramp my style–a style which I take very seriously, as it’s mine. It’s like it had something against me. It was all up in my face, which seems to be the worst place for wind to be all up in. I can think of another place that might be worse, but I am personally unwilling to test the theory. I prefer to keep my pants on, thank you. Freezing my nether-regions is not in the agenda for my life, much less today.
So anyway, the word windchill doesn’t seem to do its meaning justice when it gets cold like this. It reminds me of some little kid who has his older brother beat everybody up for him…or something. I think to myself, “This kid ain’t so tough. I could take him.” Then his brother, who is somewhat unhuman steps out and proceeds to kick my ass. And just like the wind, I can’t do anything about it.
Of course, this has never actually happened, but I’m just imagining. I suppose that stepping inside a warm room wouldn’t have quite the same effect on broken ribs as a cold face, but I think it would be nice all the same.